Short Vaction

Hey guys I am posting from my aunts laptop in Wisconsin. I took an hour and a half flight to the airport to viit my aunt because she is going to be sefving in Iraq, so me and my mom flew out to her deployment party. I will try to post every day keeping a journal on my adventures and fun out here.

Airplane Ride: My airplane ride was very smooth. We didn’t hit any turbulence or have any problems. I had a good time and wasn’t bored that much. For an hour I watched an hour movie on my iTouch and then for the other thrity minutes I played some apps and listened to some music. We had a good time.

Surprising My Grandparents: First thing I did when I got in to Wisconsin my aunt picked me up and we headed straight to my grandparents to suprise them. We pulled into their driveway and I called my grandpa. I said “hey did my mom get to your house yet?” “Yeah she’s in the driveway right now” *rings doorbell* “Hey pap.” “Oh hey dieter. Wait. DIETER!!!!”  It was so funny. After suprising my grandpa I went to surprise my grandma who was teaching in her school. Since her school is only two blocks aways from my grandparents house, we walked. Me and my cousin knocked on the door of her class and she was so shocked. She said she would’ve cried if her students weren’t in there. She then introduced me to her kids. Since they were in first grade I didn’t mind and I thought it was really funny. Then the people at the office gave me and my cousin some popsicles :-)

Settling In: I got home to my aunts house and unpacked everything. I made myself at home and got settled. We did some shopping and picked up some gifts for my brothers (who aren’t with me but still in New York hehe)

Bowling, Dinner, and Virtual Hunting: For dinner my uncle took me to a very nice place where we had dinner. While we were waiting me and my little cosin played virtual hunting. You have a rifle and pump it every time you take a shot. We had tons of fun and then our dinner came. I got a hambuger and other stuff. The hamburger was HUGE! After eating we went bowling. I did what I call, “trick bowling”. I bowled backwars, on my stomach, sideways, and more. It was a lot of fun.

So, so far that is my first day of vacation. Right now I am spending time with my cousin so I will try to post tomarrow.

Til my next post,

Dieter

Stewie!

We all know everyone’s favorite cartoon baby is Stewie. Stewie is that evil baby that looks like he has a tumor the size of a football in his head.


Yeah that baby. Well he has this whole plot to kill his mother and take over the world. Well if you watch Family Guy you know that he is pretty close to be the funniest person on the show and almost everyone loves him. Here are some pictures of Stewie!

Hope you liked these pictures :-)

~Dieter~

DoomsDay…

Since doomsday has been proven wrong, what better way to celebrate by making funny pictures about it?

Well hope that brightened up your day!


~Dieter~

Yes!

Hey.

Sorry for the lack of posts. Football and school gets in the way. Now football is out so I will post a little more! :-) As you can see I made a playlist to the left sidebar. If you don’t want it anymore then just leave a comment whether you want it or not! If you want songs added just tell me!

Until my next post,

~Dieter~

Lockerz Invites!

There’s  this awesome site called lockerz. It is sorta like swag bucks or prize rebel. You earn points and redeem prizes with them. If you want a swag bucks then click the widget to the right which says “Search and Win” to sign up there. I recommend doing that. I never wanted to before but when I did I realized how much more I could’ve accomplished if I signed up earlier. So check that out.

Now to what I was talking about. Lockerz is a site where you answer polls, invite friends, and other stuff to win prizes. The prizes they have are amazing and there are no strings attached. It doesn’t ask for credit card info, money or anything. Only your address if you order something.

IF YOU WOULD LIKE A REQUEST TO GET ON LCKERZ THEN LEAVE YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS BELOW! YOU CAN ONLY GET IN WITH AN INVITE!

(if you wish your e-mail to be private I will delete once I invite you)

~Dieter~

The Men Who Stare at Goats

I saw a very funny movie trailer on t.v. last night and thought it looks really funny. Check it out…

Haha! What are your thoughts?

~Dieter~

Dooms Day 2012…Proven Wrong!

Everyone know about that stupid theory that the world will end December 21st, 2012 right? The reason for this is because the Mayan (an ancient indian tribe whose calender is almost exact to events that happened)  Calender ends at December 21st, 2012. But what is the truth? You’re about to know!

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MEXICO CITY (Oct. 11) — Apolinario Chile Pixtun is tired of being bombarded with frantic questions about the Mayan calendar supposedly “running out” on Dec. 21, 2012. After all, it’s not the end of the world.

Definitely not, the Mayan Indian elder insists. “I came back from England last year and, man, they had me fed up with this stuff.”

It can only get worse for him. Next month Hollywood’s “2012″ opens in cinemas, featuring earthquakes, meteor showers and a tsunami dumping an aircraft carrier on the White House.

At Cornell University, Ann Martin, who runs the “Curious? Ask an Astronomer” Web site, says people are scared.

“It’s too bad that we’re getting e-mails from fourth-graders who are saying that they’re too young to die,” Martin said. “We had a mother of two young children who was afraid she wouldn’t live to see them grow up.”

Chile Pixtun, a Guatemalan, says the doomsday theories spring from Western, not Mayan ideas.

A significant time period for the Mayas does end on the date, and enthusiasts have found a series of astronomical alignments they say coincide in 2012, including one that happens roughly only once every 25,800 years.

But most archaeologists, astronomers and Maya say the only thing likely to hit Earth is a meteor shower of New Age philosophy, pop astronomy, Internet doomsday rumors and TV specials such as one on the History Channel which mixes “predictions” from Nostradamus and the Mayas and asks: “Is 2012 the year the cosmic clock finally winds down to zero days, zero hope?”

It may sound all too much like other doomsday scenarios of recent decades — the 1987 Harmonic Convergence, the Jupiter Effect or “Planet X.” But this one has some grains of archaeological basis.

One of them is Monument Six.

Found at an obscure ruin in southern Mexico during highway construction in the 1960s, the stone tablet almost didn’t survive; the site was largely paved over and parts of the tablet were looted.

It’s unique in that the remaining parts contain the equivalent of the date 2012. The inscription describes something that is supposed to occur in 2012 involving Bolon Yokte, a mysterious Mayan god associated with both war and creation.

However — shades of Indiana Jones — erosion and a crack in the stone make the end of the passage almost illegible

Archaeologist Guillermo Bernal of Mexico’s National Autonomous University interprets the last eroded glyphs as maybe saying, “He will descend from the sky.”

Spooky, perhaps, but Bernal notes there are other inscriptions at Mayan sites for dates far beyond 2012 — including one that roughly translates into the year 4772.

And anyway, Mayas in the drought-stricken Yucatan peninsula have bigger worries than 2012.

“If I went to some Mayan-speaking communities and asked people what is going to happen in 2012, they wouldn’t have any idea,” said Jose Huchim, a Yucatan Mayan archaeologist. “That the world is going to end? They wouldn’t believe you. We have real concerns these days, like rain.”

The Mayan civilization, which reached its height from 300 A.D. to 900 A.D., had a talent for astronomy

Its Long Count calendar begins in 3,114 B.C., marking time in roughly 394-year periods known as Baktuns. Thirteen was a significant, sacred number for the Mayas, and the 13th Baktun ends around Dec. 21, 2012.

“It’s a special anniversary of creation,” said David Stuart, a specialist in Mayan epigraphy at the University of Texas at Austin. “The Maya never said the world is going to end, they never said anything bad would happen necessarily, they’re just recording this future anniversary on Monument Six.”

Bernal suggests that apocalypse is “a very Western, Christian” concept projected onto the Maya, perhaps because Western myths are “exhausted.”

If it were all mythology, perhaps it could be written off.

But some say the Maya knew another secret: the Earth’s axis wobbles, slightly changing the alignment of the stars every year. Once every 25,800 years, the sun lines up with the center of our Milky Way galaxy on a winter solstice, the sun’s lowest point in the horizon.

That will happen on Dec. 21, 2012, when the sun appears to rise in the same spot where the bright center of galaxy sets.

Another spooky coincidence?

“The question I would ask these guys is, so what?” says Phil Plait, an astronomer who runs the “Bad Astronomy” blog. He says the alignment doesn’t fall precisely in 2012, and distant stars exert no force that could harm Earth.

“They’re really super-duper trying to find anything astronomical they can to fit that date of 2012,” Plait said.

But author John Major Jenkins says his two-decade study of Mayan ruins indicate the Maya were aware of the alignment and attached great importance to it.

“If we want to honor and respect how the Maya think about this, then we would say that the Maya viewed 2012, as all cycle endings, as a time of transformation and renewal,” said Jenkins.

As the Internet gained popularity in the 1990s, so did word of the “fateful” date, and some began worrying about 2012 disasters the Mayas never dreamed of.

Author Lawrence Joseph says a peak in explosive storms on the surface of the sun could knock out North America’s power grid for years, triggering food shortages, water scarcity — a collapse of civilization. Solar peaks occur about every 11 years, but Joseph says there’s evidence the 2012 peak could be “a lulu.”

While pressing governments to install protection for power grids, Joseph counsels readers not to “use 2012 as an excuse to not live in a healthy, responsible fashion. I mean, don’t let the credit cards go up.”

Another History Channel program titled “Decoding the Past: Doomsday 2012: End of Days” says a galactic alignment or magnetic disturbances could somehow trigger a “pole shift.”

“The entire mantle of the earth would shift in a matter of days, perhaps hours, changing the position of the north and south poles, causing worldwide disaster,” a narrator proclaims. “Earthquakes would rock every continent, massive tsunamis would inundate coastal cities. It would be the ultimate planetary catastrophe.”

The idea apparently originates with a 19th century Frenchman, Charles Etienne Brasseur de Bourbourg, a priest-turned-archaeologist who got it from his study of ancient Mayan and Aztec texts.

Scientists say that, at best, the poles might change location by one degree over a million years, with no sign that it would start in 2012.

While long discredited, Brasseur de Bourbourg proves one thing: Westerners have been trying for more than a century to pin doomsday scenarios on the Maya. And while fascinated by ancient lore, advocates seldom examine more recent experiences with apocalypse predictions.

“No one who’s writing in now seems to remember that the last time we thought the world was going to end, it didn’t,” says Martin, the astronomy webmaster. “There doesn’t seem to be a lot of memory that things were fine the last time around.”

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Ha ha. I think this is one of the biggest blunders in history! It is probably the biggest epic fail in history!

There is a lesson to learn from this though. Stay positive. Even though stupid people making predictions like this, stay positive!

~Dieter~

I Really Really Really (x5000000000) Need Your Help!

Hey guys! This is very important! I entered this contest and need help to win. Just go on twitter and tweet this:

RT @idooble Wanna win a Macbook Pro or iPod Touch? Check out the idooble contest at http://contest.idooble.com

Then go to the place and sign up. It is very easy and is no hassle at all! This really means alot! If I win I will have a big giveaway!

*Please enter your e-mail addresses in a comment (they wont be public) so I can send you a friend request and get more points.

~Dieter~

Wow It’s Been That Long?

Wow I haven’t realized how long it has been since a post! I am very sorry! Well I guess I’ll tell you how my school year is going!

Like normal it’s boring,  but this year there is tons of drama and stuff which is pretty funny since it is usually the girls fighting. You see, there is this girl that seems to annoy everyone, but expects them to be her friend still. She really annoys me because she is always cursing. Normally I really don’t care if someone curses, but she curses n front of these kids in pre-school on the bus and stuff which I think is just messed up. So I really don’t want to alk much about her.

We got some new teachers too and there is this one who is annoying. I won’t mention names but he/she jsut doesn’t know how to teach. Maybe because he/she is new and stuff.

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Enough about school though. The thing I am happy about is there is a new season of family guy! It is the best show ever! If you haven’t heard of it then either you live under a rock or you are just to young to watch it. Family guy is a show about a very weird American family. It is my favorite show ever. If you have never seen it then go on Hulu.com or something and check it out. Very funny but if you don’t like stupid humor it might not be for you.

family guy

There is also a new show called The Cleveland Show. It is one of the characters from Family Guy whose name is Cleveland.  The story line of this is that Cleveland gets a divorce and travels to California to start a new life with his son Cleveland Jr. He travels to his hometown in Virginia and runs into his high school sweetheart, and soon gets married to her. This show is a lot like Family Guy, and in my opinion I don’t think this will ever be as good as Family Guy. It is still hilarious though. This is another favorite show of mine.

the cleveland show

And my final and another favorite show of mine is South Park! It is one of  the funniest thing I have ever seen. Some episodes are pretty messed up, but it is still hilarious. It is about four 4th graders and their lives. One of the characters is name Carmen. He is the very weird, daring, adventurous, and always does something stupid. The episodes is always something weirder and funnier than the last. If you aren’t that old then I wouldn’t watch it just because they curse a lot, but besides that it is great.

south park

Well those are my three favorite tv shows right there. I recommend checking them out.

~Dieter~